Beach Too Sandy

​Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet is a comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews, written by real people with not-so-real problems. Whether it’s a bar’s “no-throw-up policy,” a nude beach with too much nudity, or a school psychologist’s fashion sense, reviewers complain about it all. Prepare for equal amounts laughter and eye-rolling as siblings Alex and Christine read reviews of Cincinnati area locations live. They nobly delve into the cesspools of Yelp, TripAdvisor, and other review sites to find you the best of the worst.